Who am I? Just your Regular Obama Supporter, with a Plan

Who am I? Well, I'm a proud American, I'm in the 25-35 bracket, I'm a football fanatic and I've got a smokin' hot girlfriend. I guess I am a blue collar worker.

I've never been too political really, but this year I can't help but be a lot more motivated, for obvious reasons (look at the title of this website), but especially because I've been watching the value of my 401k go down the shitter faster than a brick falling from a crane.

I'm pushing for Obama. McCain will be nothing more than four more years of crooks lighting their cigars with my hard earned cash. Plus, threesome - YES!

Be a bro - Please help me out!

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