(Post date 10/19/08)Last night my girlfriend (a big Obama supporter) told me that if Obama wins she'll let me have a threesome. YES!
I'm smart enough to know that we'll be married (to each other, hopefully) the next time an election of this magnitude comes around, and that married people have less threesomes than those who aren't. So I'm trying to do everything I can to not screw this up.
Here's my plan: use this website to fundraise, and then make a sizeable contribution to Obama's campaign. I'll be posting updates and info, and if things go as planned, I'll have a whammy of an update for everyone on November 5th!
But I also have a backup plan: if the election doesn't go as I'm hoping, I'm hoping she'll still be moved by my noble efforts and consider rewarding me anyways. Right?? Well, maybe not..
Please help me out bros!
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