Help me have a threesome - for Obama!

(Post date 10/19/08)
Last night my girlfriend (a big Obama supporter) told me that if Obama wins she'll let me have a threesome. YES!

I'm smart enough to know that we'll be married (to each other, hopefully) the next time an election of this magnitude comes around, and that married people have less threesomes than those who aren't. So I'm trying to do everything I can to not screw this up.

Here's my plan: use this website to fundraise, and then make a sizeable contribution to Obama's campaign. I'll be posting updates and info, and if things go as planned, I'll have a whammy of an update for everyone on November 5th!

But I also have a backup plan: if the election doesn't go as I'm hoping, I'm hoping she'll still be moved by my noble efforts and consider rewarding me anyways. Right?? Well, maybe not..

Please help me out bros!

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YES WE CAN

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Two Great Links I Found Today

Hey dudes!
Found two great links.
Link Number 1: Callie Shell, a photographer from TIME magazine, got to tour around with Obama for the past few years. This page is a site of her best photos from all of the behind the scenes moments with Obama, capturing the energy and excitement of a nation full of hope. As an energized and excited dude, I was inspired.

Link Number 2: They're Christians, and they're nymphomaniacs. Christian Nymphos! I LIKE IT!

As you know I'm planning a special party for me and my hottie girlfriend when Obama wins this thing. Just two weeks left! So help support with a donation or visiting the sponsors, and let the good times roll.

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To all the Bros and Babes in NC and SC - READ THIS!

Voting in North Carolina or South Carolina?

You MUST select a presidential candidate when you vote - EVEN/ESPECIALLY if you select "straight ticket!"

The voting machines follow some bogus law there that won't count a vote for the presidential candidate when you select "straight ticket" but don't pick a choice for President.

SELECT A PRESIDENT WHEN VOTING!

And do something awesome for me - make sure you select Barack Obama. So my lady will live up to her promise. And if you donate then we'll have a better chance of getting his ass in office, and another hot piece of ass in the sack. I can practically taste it.

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This is My Kind of Fella!!!

Good going buddy! This is the change of heart that is going to let me party with two ladies at the same time.
Makes me wonder if his gal made him the same offer mine did...

Oh, I'm supposed to credit Lisa Bocook and The Field, and the article about the photo is here.

Some people have wondered if this is a scam but it definitely isn't. I'm just a dude who's trying to make his threesome dreams come true, collecting some money for Obama so he can win the election and I can win myself a night in bed with two hot babes. So please, be a bro and donate, and support my sponsors, and lets make sure that November 5 is a WILD one.
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Tampa Bay Rays are going to the World Series - and supporting Obama!

Holy shit! I love Florida, and I'm so stoked for the team. The dudes made it to the World Series last night, holding back a surging Red Sox team to win 3-1 in Game 7.

Then a group of the Rays agreed to join Barack on stage today. It KINDA REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER OBAMA AGREEMENT THAT SOMEONE MADE. Oh yeah, it was my girlfriend!

How awesome would it be to celebrate a TB World Series and an Obama victory, in bed with two hotties???


Buddies - your donation helps get Obama into the Whitehouse. Then I get to have a threesome. Be rad and HOOK ME UP!
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YOU TOO Can Have a Threesome for Obama!!!

I figure, if I'm get to have a threesome, maybe you everyone should too. Because this is going to be one bitchin' party. Just like the awesome scene at the end of the remastered "Return of the Jedi" when it showed the huge fiestas happening on all the different planets.

So I asked a pal to make a "threesome finder" webpage. It's like Craigs List without any BS, just people looking to have a party when Obama wins the election. LET'S PARTY!!!

Here's the link: THREESOME FINDER.

Your generous contribution helps make everyone's dreams come true. Peace!
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Hilarious! Family Guy makes fun of McCain & Palin

I nearly spit my brew all over myself. These fuckers are as funny as fuck.




Hey everyone, your donation will go to get Obama into the Whitehouse - and get me into bed with two women. Be cool and help hook me up!

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Today is the last day to register to vote for California

Here are some handy tips to make sure my state does NOT go red. You might think Obama has California wrapped up, but this is way too important to me - I'm taking no chances at all.

STEP 1: Go to this website: http://www.sos.ca.gov/nvrc/fedform/

STEP 2: Select your county from the drop-down menu (your correct form should download immediately).

STEP 3: Fill out your form in Acrobat Reader or print it and fill it out by hand.

STEP 4: Print the form and envelope (if you haven't already) AND SIGN and DATE IT!

STEP 5: Fold the form into the printed envelope, tape it up with the address showing, and place a stamp on it.

STEP 6: Drop it in your nearest mailbox. Make sure the mail hasn't been picked up for that location yet. You are in the clear as long as your letter gets postmarked by the 20th. If you want to be sure, I suggest just dropping it off at your nearest post office (http://usps.whitepages.com/post_office).

And that's it! You may now pick up your shit and resume whatever the hell you were doing before this, just don't forget to vote on the 4th!

If you're not sure if you are registered to vote at your current address, call this number now: 1 (800) 815-2666. Press 2 "for inquiry about registration status." The very nice, but likely very stressed operator will assist you, so please be nice, I'm guessing they're getting blitzed with calls.

UPDATE 1: For Los Angeles residents you can also go here to find out if you're registered: https://lavote.net/SECURED/VOTER_REG/

UPDATE 2: There are four other states that I know of where it's not too late to register: Kansas, South Dakota (have till the 20th), Maine, and Connecticut (have till the 21st). politics, voter registration with 2 comments »

Thanks to dtlf.org for the info.



(make a donation, help get Obama in the White House, and help me have a threesome!)
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Who am I? Just your Regular Obama Supporter, with a Plan

Who am I? Well, I'm a proud American, I'm in the 25-35 bracket, I'm a football fanatic and I've got a smokin' hot girlfriend. I guess I am a blue collar worker.

I've never been too political really, but this year I can't help but be a lot more motivated, for obvious reasons (look at the title of this website), but especially because I've been watching the value of my 401k go down the shitter faster than a brick falling from a crane.

I'm pushing for Obama. McCain will be nothing more than four more years of crooks lighting their cigars with my hard earned cash. Plus, threesome - YES!

Be a bro - Please help me out!

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