To all the Bros and Babes in NC and SC - READ THIS!

Voting in North Carolina or South Carolina?

You MUST select a presidential candidate when you vote - EVEN/ESPECIALLY if you select "straight ticket!"

The voting machines follow some bogus law there that won't count a vote for the presidential candidate when you select "straight ticket" but don't pick a choice for President.

SELECT A PRESIDENT WHEN VOTING!

And do something awesome for me - make sure you select Barack Obama. So my lady will live up to her promise. And if you donate then we'll have a better chance of getting his ass in office, and another hot piece of ass in the sack. I can practically taste it.

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