(Post date 10/19/08)Last night my girlfriend (a big Obama supporter) told me that if Obama wins she'll let me have a threesome. YES!
I'm smart enough to know that we'll be married (to each other, hopefully) the next time an election of this magnitude comes around, and that married people have less threesomes than those who aren't. So I'm trying to do everything I can to not screw this up.
Here's my plan: use this website to fundraise, and then make a sizeable contribution to Obama's campaign. I'll be posting updates and info, and if things go as planned, I'll have a whammy of an update for everyone on November 5th!
But I also have a backup plan: if the election doesn't go as I'm hoping, I'm hoping she'll still be moved by my noble efforts and consider rewarding me anyways. Right?? Well, maybe not..
Please help me out bros!
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Wait, she says that if Obama wins, she will invite another guy to bed with you, and you are OK with that?!
don't threesomes within a relationship usually precede the break up of that relationship?
Hey Hari!
Thanks for the note. In this case, we're actually looking for another girl. That fits her and my vibe better.
But I know other people out there might want to have another fella join in on a threesome and if that's their thing, more power to it.
Go Obama!!!
Wassup Pomophobic!
First, let me say this in response:
"Whatever happened to hope?"
Second, your site is fuckin' hilarious! Did you make all those?
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